The Luo Swagg!

A Jaluo Drives into a Petrol Station in his sleek, state of art Range Rover Sports…..

Jaluo: “Omera Jaza Petrol Super, Full Tank”

Attendant: I only speak English Sir

Jaluo: Ok Sir, Good Morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized automobile, therefore, I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient of combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said perambulation to the Brim.

Attendant: Heri ile ya kwanza mkubwa. Ulikuwa unasema?