Here’s some stress reliever…………..?

*If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, Why are whales FAT ?? ???

*Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND ????

*Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN, but nobody wants to DIE ???

*In our country,We have FREEDOM of SPEECH Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS?!???

*If money doesn’t grow on TREES, then why do banks have BRANCHES ? ???

*Why doesn’t GLUE stick to its BOTTLE????

*Why do you still call it a BUILDING, when its already BUILT????

*If its true that we are here to HELP others,What are others HERE for ? ???

*If you aren’t supposed to DRINK and DRIVE…Why do bars have PARKING lots ? ????

*If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt, Where Did All The Money Go? ???

*When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste, Who Tests It..? ???

*If The “Black Box” Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash, Why Isn’t The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..? ???

*Who Copyrighted The Copyright Symbol..? ???

*Can You Cry Under Water.? ????

*Why Do People Say “You’ve Been Working Like A Dog”, When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..?? ???

*Why we Drive on Parkways, and Park on Driveways? ???

*Why do Mosquitoes Suck Blood Instead of Oil so they can gain Weight?! ???

??? Enjoy 

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